How to maximize your dining dollar:
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From: Laura
Juan & David,
You've been on break since Wednesday.
Please update the in/out board, unless you two have taken the longest lunch in FI history.
It is your responsibility to keep the in/out board up to date.
Friday, August 18, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Excerpt from resume we recieved:
I have spent the last fifteen years in the field of pubic relations.
SR: Dear Firecrotch, I'm not sure we have an open position appropriate for your skill set.
SR: Dear Firecrotch, I'm not sure we have an open position appropriate for your skill set.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
The Death of Emilio Santana
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From: Eric
It is with heavy heart that I report the passing of the Franklyn Ideas' fish, Emilio Santana. He was a good fish, full of energy, always happy, with an almost obsessive compulsion for reading Package Inserts. Emilio was a friendly fish, and was loved by all.
Emilio was Born (sometime before, but brought to Franklyn Ideas on) November 13, 2001 and Died August 8, 2006, just a few short months before his 5th birthday.
The Coroner's report is forthcoming.
Emilio is survived by his owner, Eric, and the countless others whose lives he touched.
Funeral services were held on the second floor bathroom at 5:45 PM, August 8th.
From: Eric
It is with heavy heart that I report the passing of the Franklyn Ideas' fish, Emilio Santana. He was a good fish, full of energy, always happy, with an almost obsessive compulsion for reading Package Inserts. Emilio was a friendly fish, and was loved by all.
Emilio was Born (sometime before, but brought to Franklyn Ideas on) November 13, 2001 and Died August 8, 2006, just a few short months before his 5th birthday.
The Coroner's report is forthcoming.
Emilio is survived by his owner, Eric, and the countless others whose lives he touched.
Funeral services were held on the second floor bathroom at 5:45 PM, August 8th.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
How to Make Vacation Planning Extremely Complicated
This could be the test we give prospective interns:
Determine exactly who is on vacation on August 14...
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Barry wrote:
There has been a change to my vacation schedule. I know this is going to upset everyone but I feel like you all can cope. I will still be off tomorrow the 4th but I will not be taking the 7-9th off. Instead I will be taking the week of the 14-18th off. Let me know if this is a problem.
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Eric wrote:
Since Barry is being cool by confusing everyone, I'm gonna try to be cool and switch up my vacation too! I will now be off on the 9,10 and 11th, returning on the 14th.
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Kofi wrote:
Note: I will NOT be taking off on July 11-14, August 1st, 14th, 23rd or October 10th, 2009.
However, I will be taking off on August 5-6, 12-13, 19-20 AND 26-27, as they are weekends.
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Eric wrote:
What a slacker!
Determine exactly who is on vacation on August 14...
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Barry wrote:
There has been a change to my vacation schedule. I know this is going to upset everyone but I feel like you all can cope. I will still be off tomorrow the 4th but I will not be taking the 7-9th off. Instead I will be taking the week of the 14-18th off. Let me know if this is a problem.
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Eric wrote:
Since Barry is being cool by confusing everyone, I'm gonna try to be cool and switch up my vacation too! I will now be off on the 9,10 and 11th, returning on the 14th.
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Kofi wrote:
Note: I will NOT be taking off on July 11-14, August 1st, 14th, 23rd or October 10th, 2009.
However, I will be taking off on August 5-6, 12-13, 19-20 AND 26-27, as they are weekends.
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Eric wrote:
What a slacker!
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