Saturday, March 22, 2008

Guest Post by Sean : Workplace Fantasy Film Productions

Real world people with porn star names:

Either currently or in the past I've work with the following people:

Nancy Godown
Charity Boyles
Harry Johnson (today!)

I know, only a sick, twisted mind would remember such things.




Sean's Wife Comments:


Serious issues.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Let it snow!

------ Forwarded Message
From: angela
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 9:17:29 -0500
Subject: Re: weather update

I'm going to walk to the office, trudging through the streets and highways on snowshoes, bundled up against the wind and pelting sleet. The harsh winter weather will not keep me from finding missing commas and pink boxes.

Oh, wait, that was a nightmare!

Nah--I'll be home, connected if you need me.



------ Forwarded Message
From: Mike
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 8:37:23 -0500
Subject: What??


Bright blue sky, course is open, hitting the links...

sorry i was dreaming of spring!

can't make it in, working from home

Mike

Monday, January 07, 2008

Reasons You Might Not Be Able to Find a Parking Spot

  1. A lot of people have signed up to earn $25 sniffing perfume and filling out surveys at the market research company next door to our office.
  2. The PNC bank downstairs is giving away toasters.
  3. Half the parking lot is a crime scene because of the pyro who allegedly set another dude on fire.

Somebody else obviously had a worse Monday morning than me.