Reasons You Might Not Be Able to Find a Parking Spot

1. A lot of people have signed up to earn $25 sniffing perfume and filling out surveys at the market research company next door to our office.
2. The PNC bank downstairs is giving away toasters.
3. Half the parking lot is a crime scene because of the pyro who allegedly set another dude on fire.

Somebody else obviously had a worse Monday morning than me.