Selling Potty : Part Peux

The landlord installed locks on our bathroom doors.


On 5/23/07 10:18 AM, "Renayah" wrote:

All the bathroom keys are missing.


On 5/23/07 10:35 AM, "Jill" wrote:

Where are the bathroom keys? You will all need to go downstairs in the bank's bathrooms until they turn up. Yuck!


On 5/23/07 11:18 AM, "Eric" wrote:

When I had the idea about selling bathroom keys to people on the other floors, I never imagined I could also sell them to people here at FI... I'll be rich in no time.


On 5/23/07 11:18 AM, "Taria" wrote:

There will be no selling of keys to co-workers...

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FI Olympics : Mini-Bowling in the Conference Room Venue

On 5/10/07 3:09 PM, "Laura" wrote:

Congratulations Team FliffenSchnitten!

Here are the bowling scores:
FliffenSchnitten = 25
BlueBerries = 21
Gelatinous Three = 19
Purple People Eaters = 19
RBGs = 7

Our last event will take place next Thursday - it will be our office relay.


On 5/10/07 3:14 PM, "Eric" wrote:

There must be a mistake - is that Patty in last place??????????


On 5/10/07 3:43 PM, "Barry" wrote:

There is no way Patty could have finished last! There must be a math issue.


On 5/10/07 3:45 PM, "Laura" wrote:

Our audit team can assure you that the calculations are correct.


On 5/10/07 3:49 PM, "Eric" wrote:

Isn't Patty coming in last place one of the 7 signs of the Apocalypse?????


On 5/10/07 3:55 PM, "Patty" wrote:

A PLAGUE ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!!!!


On 5/10/07 4:07 PM, "Eric" wrote:

A friend of mine growing up had a Plaque on his house. It said "On this site in 1890, nothing happened". His parents thought they were funny.

Selling Potty

They installed locks on the restrooms on our floor. The beady-eyed Egg Lady led the campaign for the installation. She sits at her desk staring out through the glass door of the Egg Farm office. From her unobstructed perspective, she closely monitors lavatory goings on. Clearly, what she observed alarmed her.

Vagrants and their smelly vagrant habits did not snap the Egg Lady into action. And men with knives hiding themselves in the stalls finished second in the big problem contest. No. The problem was the people who work on the first floor.

The miscreants who work on the first floor are not supposed to use our bathrooms. They have their own bathrooms. Plus, they make risque cell phone calls in the handicapped stall.

The Landlord gave each tenant on our floor six lavatory keys. We hang them on hooks by our office doors. As I parade down the hall clutching my key on a lanyard, I flash back to third grade. Or that gas station on Route 80.

We're considering selling keys to those people on the first floor. We at Franklyn Ideas have the necessary smarts to sell potty. We may hang our sneakers over the toilets. We are entrepreneurs.