Guest Post by Tom : Been There, Crackled That

We were giving away Pop Rocks at our tradeshow booth. Some woman rolls up. "What are Pop Rocks?"

"Pop Rocks are candy. They're like an explosion in your mouth."

"Psssht. No thanks. I've had plenty of those."

Guest Post by Sean : Ice Cream and the Ballpark

Ahhh, the warmer weather brings out the management philosophy "Let's appease the peasants!", or The Return of the Ice Cream Social. It consists of a short talk followed by ice cream with a good variety of toppings.

Two women from the validation group joined our table and the following was overheard:

Woman 1 (eastern European accent): Oh, you didn't take much?

Woman 2 reply (also eastern European accent): No, I just grabbed my nuts.

It was all I could do to not spray ice cream across the table.

Are you missing your keys?

From: April

Are you missing your keys?

They’re in the refrigerator
(No, I’m not making this up)