Top Six Conflicts I Have Refereed / Alternatively Titled: Why I Dislike Being a Manager

1) "Someone stole my green magic marker."
2) "He gave himself a haircut... in the cubicle next to mine."
3) "Someone keeps drawing pictures of gnomes on my whiteboard. The gnomes are wielding weapons."
4) "He keeps breathing on me."
5) "Every single Bagel Tuesday, she hoards all the cinnamon raisin bagels and puts them in her desk drawer for later."
6) "They were spray-mounting on the stairs and now when you walk in, your shoes stick to the floor."

Celebrating The Day of the Ninja - December 5

On 12/5/06 2:35 PM, "Laura" wrote:

In honor of National Ninja Day, I bought an ice cream cake for the office.

As you may know, Ninja's are master of disguise. The cake that I bought is a that of Ninja disguising himself as a snowman.

Enjoy.

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We Have Holiday Spirit

------ Forwarded Message
From: Eric
Date: Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:51:35 -0500
Subject: (almost) 24 hours of Christmas

For those of you looking to get into the holiday spirit, feel free to connect to my iTunes library and listen to selections from my XMAS music collection. There's almost 24 hours of music, with a little bit of everything – from the classics, to the cheesy, to the downright weird – and of course, the essential "Christmas in Hollis" by RUN DMC.

To connect, go to my iTunes library and click on the Christmas in the P.I.C.™ playlist.

Enjoy!

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