1) "Someone stole my green magic marker."
2) "He gave himself a haircut... in the cubicle next to mine."
3) "Someone keeps drawing pictures of gnomes on my whiteboard. The gnomes are wielding weapons."
4) "He keeps breathing on me."
5) "Every single Bagel Tuesday, she hoards all the cinnamon raisin bagels and puts them in her desk drawer for later."
6) "They were spray-mounting on the stairs and now when you walk in, your shoes stick to the floor."
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