Overheard in the Las Vegas Airport

This is an actual loudspeaker announcement that Andrew heard in the Las Vegas airport:

"The gentleman that left his false teeth and hearing aid in the men's room... if you can hear me… please pick up a white courtesy phone."


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You never know who is a fan of Ariel and her little crab friend and her little fish friend

On 11/15/06 1:21 PM, "Ray" wrote:

Hello there... I’m looking to find two DVDs that are missing from the back wall...
DVD 2005-065
DVD 2005-060
If you have them, please return them to me. Thanks.
-Ray

On 11/15/06 3:46 PM, "Juan" wrote:

And if anyone has seen Barry’s copy of “The Little Mermaid” please return that to him as well.

On 11/15/06 3:49 PM, "Barry" wrote:

That’s right! Juan wants to borrow it so he and David can watch it and snuggle together.


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Cedar Knolls, New Jersey: The Jungle of the Temperate Zone

A freelancer stared out our office window at the bleak, damp, chilly autumn landscape. You can see the intersection of I-287 and Route 10. In the foreground, there are six straggly trees in a patch of dirt. Did I mention this is New Jersey?

"Omigod! There is a monkey in that tree over there!"

Long pause.

"Ohhhhh," she said. "It's not a monkey...."

"It's a marmot."


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