Burn the ping pong table before anybody gets hurt

-----Original Message-----
From: Laura
Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:38 PM
Subject: Ping Pong Tournament Dates

Everyone,

The players for Round 1 have been posted. Please get together with your opponent to determine when the best day and time is for you to have your match and then let me know when you would like to play. Available days begin on Monday through Thursday next week for this round.

Matches will be played across the hall in our new office.



On 1/12/07 11:09 AM, "Ray" wrote:

Dear Kitty:

I am more than happy to allow you to decide the day and time that I EMBARRASS YOU BEYOND ALL CONCEIVABLE RECOGNITION!!!!!

Respectfully,
Ray "No Mercy" K



-----Original Message-----
From: Kara
Sent: Friday, January 12, 2007 11:31 AM
Subject: Re: Ping Pong Tournament Dates

Dear "No Mercy:"

Every tournament has its underdog (or cat).

Beware,
Kitty


On 1/12/07 11:50 AM, "Ray" wrote:

Let me just state that I am not intimidated by you or your alleged guru (Eric). However, any underhanded attempts to distract me during the contest or to somehow sabotage my paddle will only piss me off further at which time I will literally try to hurt you with my 130mph volley!

You thought Forest Gump was good?? You ain't seen nothin' yet, sister!! So Run Kitty, Run... for the nearest exit!!!


On 1/12/07 12:15 PM, "Eric" wrote:

Dear Ray -

I suggest thay you please refrain wasting your time trash-talking with my client. I am busy getting her into a focused zen-like state of mind and your grandstanding attempts at trash talking will go unnoticed anyway. I would suggest that your time would be better spent practicing your ping-pong.

As for "underhanded attempts"... I guess you are used to the amateur leagues that you supposedly dominate. There will be no girly underhand used in this tournament - all attempts to distract you will be overhanded, or, at worst, sidearmed.

Eric "Miyagi-san" K



On 1/12/07 12:15 PM, "Eric" wrote:

You can also catch all the action in the Wa-hoon Saloon on one of their 3 plasma screens.

Also, you didn't hear it from me, but all wagers can be placed in the Wa-hoon Saloon. Give the bartender a thumbs-up sign, tell him you're Juanbanian, while staring off into the distance and he'll give you the latest odds.