The Pirates of the Second Floor

We're pirates.

Items Recently Pirated:

1. Two pink leather lounge chairs
2. One (working) photocopier with collation trays and extra toner
3. Two 8' tall bookshelves
   
4. An unopened case of urine cups
5. Many assorted desk accessories, binders, other paraphenalia
6. One 14" PC monitor and matching keyboard
7. One dozen magnifying glasses with battery-powered lights

Our swarthy band has a three-prong battle plan:

1. Send scouts out everywhere. Make sure there is someone roaming all hallways on all floors at all times. Encourage ADD behavior and frequent jaunting about.
2. Act fast. When a scout returns with news of a potential score, debate quickly as to the merits of the capture. Should the prize be worth keeping...
3. Immediately dispatch an armament of at least fourteen or fifteen swashbuckling associates to drag the goods back to the mothership.

We're going to put our logo on a jolly roger and fly it over the receptionist's desk.

Argh!