Tips for Corrupting Minors in the Workplace

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From: Jill
Subject: Intern

For those of you who were not in the production meeting today, I want to let you know about an intern that we will have during the next school year (Sept. 2006 - June 2007).
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This is our chance to be a mentor (or in Eric's opinion "an opportunity to corrupt a student"). Lisa is very excited about her opportunity. I'm hoping you will also get excited about your opportunity to share your experiences and wealth of knowledge. (Be careful. There will be no corruption of minors in our office.)
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From: Eric

I have already prepared the following lesson plans for Lisa:
1. The art of the buffet: how to get the most out of your $ and dining experience
2. Gnomes 101 - how to draw them, how to put them everywhere, how to love them
3. Harrassing Ally 101: 101 ways to make Ally say "Heyyy.. Stop bein' mean"
4. Harrassing Gino 101: 101 ways to make Gino want to steal your hubcaps
5. The workplace gourmet: how to make gourmet meals from scratch in a toaster oven
6. Bologna King - the legends, lore and history of Morris county's finest eating establishment.

I'm sure Lisa will greatly benefit from my knowledge on these subject matters...

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From: Jill

> Aren't you forgetting something???

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From: eric

I can only do so much - there is package insert work that needs my attention as well. I'm hoping Barry cover some of these other topics, such as prize-winning tactics, downloading music for less while supporting russian organized crime and the ever-important Chuck Norris appreciation class.

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