Monday, March 26, 2007

Franklyn Olympics: Opening Ceremonies

The Olympians paraded around the conference room bearing their team flags and sporting their team colors:
  1. The PfiffleNiffers-- Colors: black and gold; Mascot: A gnome in a super-hero getup clutching a hubcap

  2. The Blueberries-- Color: blue; Mascot: berries, athletic despite their rotundity

  3. The Gelatinous Three-- Color: gelatinous green; Team Hand Signal: thumbs up!

  4. The RGBs-- Colors: red, green, blue; Team Song: I'm a little bit ghetto, you're a little bit loser

  5. The Purple People Eaters-- Color: fuzzy purple; Mascot: Barney, with incisors
Events will take place over the course of the next month. The Olympic Birthday Candle may have sputtered and burnt out, but the athletes were fired up. For lunch. And the possibility of standing on the highest podium to be presented with the gold-medal of office sports: the colorform sticker.

Citius, Altius, Fortius!

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