From: Taria
Attention Tea drinkers!!!
Please be careful when using the new hot water dispenser!
It tends to continue running for a couple of seconds after you let go of the dispense button. I wouldn’t want anyone to burn themselves with hot water.
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On 3/29/07 4:27 PM, Eric wrote:
In case you are accidentally burned, there is a poorly translated soothing poem on the side of the dispenser to help you keep your mind off of the pain...
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On 3/29/07 4:39 PM, Juan wrote:
Just be careful to not try to read it while the hot water dispenser is still malfunctioning. The print is really small, so if you get too close you might burn your face...
Meanwhile, in the parking lot, a seagull divebombed an electrical wire and blew up above our heads. Bloody body parts and feathers littered the scene. The email trail continues...
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From: Eric
Actually, the button gets stuck, the dispenser stays open, and hot water continues to rush out. It’s not defective, it’s just that you need to be aware of the button and how hard you depress it. SO BE CAREFUL! I mean, it’s not as harrowing as having a seagull explode on your head, but it’s something.
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On 3/29/07 4:30 PM, Leah wrote:
I wish there was a poem to help take my mind off of the bird pancreas I saw laying near the motorcycle...
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From: Ray
Here is the poem on the side of the hot water dispenser and its actual translation:
“Everyday under the sunshine is a good gift”
Translation: “Everyday that you avoid bird guts raining upon you from the sky is a good gift”
“Receive it with eagerness”
Translation: “Be very, very glad that you were able to avoid bird guts raining upon you from the sky”
“Treat it kindly”
Translation: “If you manage to avoid bird guts raining upon you from the sky, treat yourself to ice cream or something”
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On 3/29/07 4:35 PM, Kara wrote:
Oh the massacre...
P.S. I would recommend avoiding the center of the parking lot.
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